Why would someone who recently moved to Durban decide to settle in Pinetown? It is our very own Benoni. Even the DA dude for the area does not live there. If you want to date a tow truck driver and enjoy violent crime then I might understand. You need a list of acceptably cool suburbs in which to live. We might not have a Melville or Obs, but the Berea is a good start.
You must be psychic. How else could you have known that I am in fact currently dating a truck driver named Bronson and enjoying the violent crimes of his sweet, sweet dip-stick.
But, I'll talk about it Talk about it Talk about it Talk about it Talk about, Talk about Talk about movin yeh. And see how Bronson feels about it.
You are awesome, and seem to be a shoe-in as the next DA candidate of wonderful Pinetown, should we chose to have a do-over at the whole "election" thingum. But from what, may I ask, stems your irrational hatred for image resizing? The text of your email arrived on my screen at a pace probably not dissimilar to Mr Mullany's laboured and undoubtedly slightly wheezy diction. If there is a dedicated contact or perhaps task-group for this particular issue, would you please refer me.
Why would someone who recently moved to Durban decide to settle in Pinetown? It is our very own Benoni. Even the DA dude for the area does not live there. If you want to date a tow truck driver and enjoy violent crime then I might understand. You need a list of acceptably cool suburbs in which to live. We might not have a Melville or Obs, but the Berea is a good start.
ReplyDeleteDear Andrew,
ReplyDeleteYou must be psychic.
How else could you have known that I am in fact currently dating a truck driver named Bronson and enjoying the violent crimes of his sweet, sweet dip-stick.
But, I'll talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about, Talk about
Talk about movin
yeh.
And see how Bronson feels about it.
So this is what people with real jobs do. I think I need one. Take me to...funky town. (Really cool trumpet solo now)
ReplyDeleteDear Ms. Brown,
ReplyDeleteYou are awesome, and seem to be a shoe-in as the next DA candidate of wonderful Pinetown, should we chose to have a do-over at the whole "election" thingum. But from what, may I ask, stems your irrational hatred for image resizing? The text of your email arrived on my screen at a pace probably not dissimilar to Mr Mullany's laboured and undoubtedly slightly wheezy diction. If there is a dedicated contact or perhaps task-group for this particular issue, would you please refer me.
Sincerest regards,
Fred Unkly
Dear Mr Unkly
ReplyDeleteThank you for the kind words but I'm going to have to insist that you stop being such a Megalophobic boob head.
Kindest Regards
R. Brown