2009/05/21

DAY 3: WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME, NOW PLEASE FUCK OFF.


Meet my housemate, *Kak  Van Rooyen. Coming from Pretoria, I suspect he arr wiff arr not ables to uses the internetns wiff arr emails arr wiff telecomunications. As my last box was being moved into my new home he wiff arrs me that I's arr havings to be movings out by the endings of the months because the huisie arr wiff sold. Thanks for letting me know a few days in advance so I could put all my stuff into storage, Kak Van Rooyen. You arr kak.


*name and face has been changed as to not hurt his feelings.

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