"No thank you, Richard's Mom. I would not like some of
your arse in my wine. Oooh, you mean ICE. Ok then."
English speaking Durbanites enjoy turning vowels into other vowels, take the very important ‘i’ for example. It has completely vanished from their dialect and has been replaced by a very lazy ‘a’ or an even lazier ‘u.’ So going for an ‘arsecream’ apparently does not mean taking a trip down to the local Dischem for a tube of Hemroid-Be-Gone. Phew. Thank goodness. Below is a list I have compiled for those ‘voweletically challenged’ peeps out there who can’t understand a bloomin’ word these ‘Durbanaats’ are saying:
Legen...wait for it...dairy!
ReplyDeleteYou left off 'Kiss', 'Fish', 'Milk' and 'Hill'.