So the father has gone away for three months in order to open some sort of factory in Johannesburg that will apparently change the way the world sees scatter cushion fibre. I can't wait. On the up side, this means that I get to take my new found 7yr old half sister for ice-cream and rides in Renault Brown without his permission. I can't understand a word The New Thai Wife is saying, so just make up my own conclusions:
New Thai Wife: Waa daa HOMEWORK? Yabada BATH haacabaa BED yoaagaboo SPELWING TEST TOMOWOW!
R. Brown: What's that? Oh Ok, you need to do some Thai things and hang up the washing, well then I'll just take The Little Sproglett off your hands for a while. Come along Sproglett, let's go for an ice cream.
The Sproglett is amazing. It's super cool to have someone ask me loads of questions about who I really am. Innocent questions that I never thought I'd ever have to answer, which admittedly I answer with lies because I want her to think I'm awesome:
Sproglett: Wachel, where have you been my whole life?
Wachel: Well, I've been in the DRC for the past 8 years, mediating peace talks between Joseph Kabila, and the militant rebel leaders.
Sproglett: Oh. That's nice.
Other pearls of wisdom I have passed onto her thus far:
- Donkeys were once Unicorns until the Chinese Government bought the rights to chop off all their magical horns and sell them to the Mexicans.
- Barbie was modeled off of our great, great grandmother, Barbara Brown.
- A pig has one vein running through its entire body.
- Vanilla ice cream is made from Crickets blood, that's what makes it so white. Chocolate ice cream is OK though, it's just made from chocolate.
- The Father was once a dwarf until he got leg extensions. Ask him to show you the scars from the surgery.
Very funny Rach! She's too gorgeous for words! I suspect the The Dwarf is going to need a lot more surgery as time goes by! xxx
ReplyDeleteSerious Sproglett is very serious. She looks like she's made of <3.
ReplyDeleteShe is gorgeous Miss Brown.
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